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Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick

CACHE - Neede when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited

DIGITAL - The art of countining on you fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives