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Law or Lawn

 
I knew the faculty at the University of Utah Law School in the 1960's. I see a graduating lawyer is supposed to get a Lobotomy - from looking at another joke site. My father graduated from Law School and that's what he apparently bought me so I have to admit that joke is funny. I couldn't understand his dependece on the Mental Doctor but I guess everybody notices it.
My donation to humor today is something I learned in court recently. I personally went into the music business and they believe the Judge is the biggest loser in the world. This is true, and the Law School is called the Lawn School here because the law faculty and students smoke grass - even though the Judge does his best to prosecute the general public because they do the same thing.
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